Emergency Dad Jokes
Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it.
Talk about unrealistic expectations.
That's why this cargo-short-pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes--perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There's even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note--or just 'Hi hungry, I'm Dad.
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We offer $10 Australia Post shipping for all our customers, and if your order is over $150, we will ship for free.
RETURNS
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Standard Delivery
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Express Delivery
- A flat rate of $20
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SHIPPING: INTERNATIONAL
- We ship to NZ for a flat rate of $20
Your order is sent and tracked via Australia Post. Once your order is dispatched you will receive an email with your tracking number. NOTE: It can take a couple of hours for tracking to be activated on the Australia Post website. Please allow at least 7-10 days for receipt of your order. For all enquiries please contact us HERE
